THE ENGLISH PARTY GUIDE FOR YOU

Party-guide for other countries. This will help you not to make a fool of yourself.

There is a lot of differences in how you act when in town partying. If you are in Denmark, you drink like crazy and get wasted really quick. While in England you do the exact same thing. The only difference is that you watch sports while doing it in England.

A pub is the favorite place for an English person to go, but be careful. When going to a pub, it’s really important to know that the different football teams’ fans belong to certain pubs. You don’t want to go inside the pub that belongs to Chelsea while wearing a Liverpool shirt. You will probably end up in the nearest hospital, and if you are a Dane, this is not the health care you know at all. So, stay out of sports pubs or at least don’t wear a sports-shirt.

The major difference is of course the language. So, you can’t just go around whit your big ass beer and say “skål” to everyone you see. You have to have a pointy pinky and say “cheers” with your most dignified voice.

Now, are you guys actually ready for the big country of England? No wait. We forgot something. If you buy a drink for a nice lady in Denmark, you can’t expect to get anything out of it. That is totally different in England. If you buy a good-looking lady in England a drink, then she is all yours. Over there, they are really happy for a free drink. So, if you buy an English lady a drink, you have to prepare yourself for some fun action. You guys can trust us, because we only speak from our experience. England is after all a low-context country, so you do not have to spend a lot of time on building relations.

You probably wonder why this post is in English. The explanation is that we at FESTAMENTUM thought it would give an exotic expression.

So, if you go to England to party always remember these three things:

1.     Don’t ever wear a sport-shirt

2.     Don’t say “skål” but “cheers”

3.     English ladies are always ready for some fun.

You’re welcome!